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— an ethereal eatery —

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K'areshi Falafel.
3s for 5 Falafel balls
A K'areshi staple; chickpeas and herbs blended into balls and fried to golden-brown perfection. Comes with a side of dippable Tahini sauce.

Yakitori Skewers.
10s for two skewers.
Juicy and tender portions of grilled chicken breast, glazed with a honey and soy sauce combination that will have you licking your fingers long after the skewer is clean.

Bel'ameth Miso Soup (Vegan)
8s
A hot and soothing bowl of fragrant soup seasoned with fermented soybean and dashi stock. Tofu, seaweed and (optional) clam meat mix into a succulent stew.

Jade Forest Tanghulu
3s per skewer.
A sweet treat from the heart of Pandaria! Fresh skewered strawberries, grapes or orange slices, dipped in liquid sugar and rapidly cooled into sheer candy glass coating.

Suramari Bruschetta. (Vegan)
8s for five slices.
Fresh baked slices of Suramar bread are dappled with olive oil, roasted with garlic and topped with chopped tomato and basil.

Durotar Dry Rub Smoked Chicken Wings
12s for eight wings.
Juicy, barbequed wing flats and drums, dressed in one of four escalating spice rubs.
1. Mulgore Mild
2. Mak’gora Medium
3. Sen’jin Spicy
4. Hellfire Hot

K'areshi Shawarma Wrap
(Lamb, Chicken, Beef or Vegan Falafel)
8s
A flatbread wrap filled with tender meat or falafel, along with fresh tomatoes, garlic sauce and crisp pickled cucumbers.

Redridge Fried Pickle Spears
6s for 6 spears, with ranch or bleu cheese dip.
Crunchy, tangy, classic. Fried in a buttermilk and flour mix, from fresh Lakeshire pickled cucumbers. One you have one, you’re gonna want one more.

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Braised Argali Shanks.
15s for 3 shanks over rice.
A favorite amongst Valdrakken socialites and Marruk centaur alike. Argali lamb shanks are braised in a Drakonid oven, filled with carrots, onion, garlic, beef broth and red wine. Served over a bed of wild rice.

Bulgogi Beef Over Rice.
15s.
Slices of ribeye steak are grilled to to a perfect medium rare, after marinating in a soy sauce, garlic, & red chili paste, with a dash of brown sugar. Paired with a sticky white rice, chopped scallions and toasted sesame seeds.

Ashenvale-style Kimchi (Vegan)
8s per jar.
Salted and fermented Astranaar cabbage and Forest Song radish combine with an array of traditional spices into a delectable staple. Served in glass jar that vanishes when empty (or if not touched for a half hour!)

Boralus Pan-Seared Salmon
18s per plate.
Fresh caught Kul Tiran salmon is expertly seared with butter, garlic and Drustvar thyme. Sprinkled with a seasoned corn succotash and a side of roasted potatoes. A feast fit for the admiral in all of us.

Iskaaran King Crab Legs.
20s for four legs.
A Tuskarr delicacy makes its way to the Tournament of Ages. Fresh caught King Crab off the coast of Iskaara, is baked and paired with a garlic butter baste. A succulent seafood stunner.

Melting Pot 5-Pepper Chili
(Alternate Vegetarian and Vegan varieties available)
5s for a cup, 10s for a bowl.
Dry roasted Shadowforge, Zandalari, Jade Forest, Thunder Bluff & Redridge chili peppers are blended and cooked with Westfall chuck beef (optional), onions and garlic. Available with optional black or pinto beans as well.

Grizzly Hills “Poutine”
with Hatherford Cheese Curds. 5s
(Vegetarian)
(With pulled pork for 8s/Less Vegetarian)
A unique local delicacy that is gaining traction across the kingdoms! Fried potatoes, slathered in tangy gravy and gooey Hatherford cheese curds. Give it a try, eh?

Cheese and Cracker Plate for Two (or you!)
15s
This tasting plate comes filled with slices of fresh Hatherford brie and Redridge white cheddar, paired perfectly with snackable crackers. Joined by a bowl of Ashenvale olives and sliced Stromgarde salami.

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Saqib's Jolly Meal.
5s per box.
Who says food can't be fun?! Not Saqib, who is happy to introduce their first child-focused meal to their customers! Pick from one of four main courses, sides and desserts. And of course, one of several toys.Main Course:
- Super-Duper Burger
- Radical Chicken Nuggets
- Totally Tubular Taco
- Magical Meatball SubSides:
- Crazy Curly Fries
- Tasty Tater Tots
- Maccy Cheese
- Very-Good-For-You VeggiesDesserts:
- Crunchy Chocolate Chip Cookie
- Bodacious Brownie
- Glorious Gummy Bears
- Amazing Apple Slices & Peanut ButterToys:
- Battle Action Figures: Turalyon, Tyrande, Thrall, Lady Liadrin, Alexstrasza, Magni Bronzebeard.
- Dress Up Doll: First Arcanist Thalyssra, Kalecgos, Jaina Proudmoore, Princess Talanji, Xal'atath (shoes not included.).
- Inflatable Weapons: Ashbringer, Doomhammer, Atiesh, Quel'Delar or Frostmourne.
- Murlocubus: Green, Purple, Blue, Red, Orange.

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Delightfully Decadent Doughnuts.
1s per pastry.
A classic treat, with a gourmet twist. Pick from traditional flavors like Chocolate Sprinkles and Glazed, all the way to fanciful inventions like Fruit Flake Cereal and Maple Bacon Crunch.
For full list of flavors, click the image below.

Azuremyst Isle Cheesecake.
5s per slice.
Ammen Vale Talbuk Cheese is lovingly baked into this melt-in-your-mouth pastry, surrounded by a graham cracker crust that will have you scraping the plate and asking for more.

Stromgarde Apple Strudel.
9s per portion.
A classic comfort food, always there when you're craving it. Fresh Newstead apples are baked within a multi-layered crust and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with a spoonful of sweet cream.

Dalarani Chocolate-Almond Crossaints.
7s for two crossaints.
All of us mourn the loss of our beloved city in the sky, but its culture and legacy live in on in both its people and its food. These delectable folded bread pastries are topped with a drizzle of chocolate and a smattering of sliced almonds.

Azeroth Ice-Cream Pals.
4s Per Ice Cream Bar
What's this?! Some of Azeroth's most famous residents have been depicted in the form of delicious Ice Cream Bars! Choose from:
- Alleria: Vanilla & Blueberry
- Brann: Cake Batter & Orange Cream
- Thalyssra: Gelato & Strawberry
- Thrall: Peanut Butter & Chocolate

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Tinker Town Milkshake.
4s Small, 6s Medium, 8s Large
Our Gnomish blender can whip you up
a tasty treat from one of three flavors of
Dun Morogh iced cream.
1. Voltcrank Vanilla
2. Cogsprocket Chocolate
3. Steelspark Strawberry

Halo-Halo.
7s per cup.
So many unique ingriedients combine to form a tremendous treat. Crushed ice and evaporated milk form a base for sweet kidney beans, sugar palm, coconut, jackfruit, agar jellies, boba and leche flan. Topped with a scoop of chilled and mashed Ube yam.

K'areshi Knafeh.
8s per slice.
A reconstruction of an ancient K'areshi dessert, long thought forgotten. Spun sugar pastry, layered with sweet cheese, pistaschios, walnuts, rose water and cinnamon.

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Goldshire on the Beach
11.61 ABV. 13s per glass
Bring the sweet taste of Elwynn to the frozen north!
A tantalizing cocktail of Lakeshire vodka and Goldshire peach schnapps, together with fresh cranberry and orange juice.
Enjoy Responsibly Please!

Stranglethorn Pineapple Daquiri.
21.35 ABV. 15s per glass.
A sweet and salacious frozen cocktail made with with juicy Stranglethorn pineapple cubes, Gadgetzan white rum and Boralus lime juice. Garnished with a Dalaran cherry.

Steamwheedle Screwdriver
16.5 ABV. 9s per glass.
No, not the tool, the cocktail! Vatworks Vodka and Incontinental Hotel Orange Juice! Alright, I suppose it can come with an actual screwdriver too. That's a damn good deal.

Rum & Groke.
12.00 ABV. 7s per glass.
What do you get when you cross Boralus Rum with Orgrimmar's own Groka-Cola? Why, this fantastically fizzy cocktail; an unexpected fusion that really hits the spot.

Stromgarde Hard Cider.
4.9 ABV. 5s per glass.
Fermented Newstead apple juice is filtered and chilled to create a delicious drink fit for a long, summer day. The perfect mix of bitter and sweet, with a subtle note of cinnamon.

Rosewrought Red or White Wine.
13.4 ABV (Red)
11.5 ABV (White)
6s per glass.
Succulent grapes sourced from the vineyards of the
Rosewrought Barony, in Greyrose, have been fermented and bottled into two wonderfully balanced vintages.

Lordaeranian Lager.
4.6 ABV. 6s per pint.
A balanced and flavorful pale ale, derived from traditional Lordaeranian brewing techniques. Notes of unroated barley and corn make this a crisp and refreshing choice at any time of year.

Azuremyst Mead
12.4 ABV. 7s per tankard
After settling on Azeroth, the Draenei expanded into many new and old culinary pursuits. This Azuremyst Isle mead is one of their most celebrated creations, made in tandem with the Stillpine tribe of furbolg. Fermented honey and home-grown spices combine into a sweet and hearty drink.

Dark Iron Imperial Stout
10.2 ABV. 8s per mug.
Aged in a whisky barrel, this dark and brooding stout is a taste of Shadowforge brought to the surface. Notes of dark chocolate and malted oats, with a smooth, dry finish.

Lor'danel Soju
19.5 ABV. 20s for a bottle & up to five shot glasses.
A potent liqour that goes down deceptively smoothly, Kaldorei soju is gaining popularity across the kingdoms and Kalimdor. And for good reason! It's delicious and refreshing!

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Saqib's Serendipitous Soda Pop
This tasty tonic comes in five flavor varietals
that will satisfy your sweet tooth! Available classic or diet.
- Grizzly Hills Cola, Gilnean Grape, Un’Goro Orange, Kul Tiran Cream, Lordaeranian Lime

Hyjal Horchata
6s per glass.
Refreshing and smooth, this chilled beverage is made from pressed and sweetened tiger nuts, native to Mount Hyjal and Ashenvale. Sprinkled with cinnamon, you're hard pressed to find a more relaxing drink.

Greyrose Hot & Iced Coffee or Hot Chocolate.
5s Small, 8s Medium, 12s Large
Fresh ground medium roast coffee beans, courtesy of Greyrose in Duskwood, brewed in your choice of chilled or hot. Notes of dark chocolate and candied orange, for a touch of acidity.

Loch Modan Lemonade.
4s per mug.
Pure squeezed lemon juice, simple syrup and Loch Modan cane sugar swirl together in this refreshing and nostalgic sip of summertime.

Alteraci Iced Tea.
4s per jar.
Sweet, simple and so very refreshing. Garnished with fresh lemon peel and a sugared rim.

Valdrakken Hot Spiced Cider.
5s per mug.
The chill of Northrend getting to you? Warm your lips with this hot spiced cider, garnished with a Thaldraszus-grown orange slice and cinnamon stick.

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Vintage 552 K.C. Red Cherry Reserve.
12.75 ABV.
11 gold per glass.
80 gold per bottle.
This fabulous wine dates back to the Age of Peace under King Barathen Wrynn, made to commemorate the birth of his son Llane. Subtle notes of cherry and Redridge plum accentuate the tantalizing flavor. This is Stormwind history in a bottle.

Darkmoon Absinthe.
56.69 ABV.
13 gold per glass.
90 gold per bottle.
Now this is a mysterious spirit. Acquired from a dedicated distiller within the Darkmoon Faire, this extrodinarily potent liqour is only for the dedicated connoisseur. While the hallucenogenic properties of absinthe are largely a myth, this particular vintage may put that theory to the test.

Orcish Bloodmead, dating from the Second War.
35.66 ABV.
8 gold per mug,
Limited Supply.
This powerful brew’s distinctive scent is nearly as strong
as its potent taste. We have not been able to precisely datethe keg we acquired, but the craftsmanship is reflective of Second War era orc handiwork, including the distinctive Blackrock seal branded into the wood.

Pandaren Baijiu (Fermented Grain Liquor), dating from the reign of Emperor Shu Blindeye.
ABV 44.82.
15 gold per cup.
Limited Supply
Acquired at a private auction in Dalaran, this ancient regional liquor is a prime example of Pandaren brewing technique at the height of their Empire. The intense flavor may be an acquired taste, but one well worth discovering.

Anvilmar Whisky, dating from the reign of King Modimus Anvilmar.
ABV Unquantifiable.
5 gold per shot.
Limited Supply.
We regret that we are unable to quantify the precise alcohol by volume of this vintage whisky, which was distilled shortly before the War of the Three Hammers began. Our taste testers became too inebriated to provide precise calculation, but one Dark Iron consultant did say it “had a decent kick.”

Vintage 609 K.C. Quel’Danas Champagne.
12.2 ABV.
10 gold per glass.
Limited Supply
This fascinating piece of history dates back to the year before the fall of Quel’thalas. According to our trusted supplier, this decanter was briefly owned by the infamous Dar’Khan Drathir, but we have not been able to independently verify this. We are, however, certain that it is a delicious, supple champagne with a subtle bouquet.

Dracthyri Charbrew, newly discovered in Aberrus.
ABV Unquantifiable
20 gold per glass.
Limited Supply
Be warned! We are still learning more about this ferocious liquor, known in rediscovered texts variously as Charbrew, Firewine and Kindleglass, among other more colorful names. More of a test of courage than a proper apertif, Charbrew was consumed amongst the Dracthyr back in the age of Neltharion and is not to be taken lightly. You will feel the burn.

Boralus Amber Brandy
41.3 ABV.
7 gold per snifter.
40 gold per bottle.
A Kul Tiran sailor's best friend, after a long evening on the wharf. Notes of Tirigarde caramel, Drustvari vanilla and Stormsong honey combine for the perfect after dinner drink. Or any time of day, really. We're not going to argue with a thirsty seafarer.

Zuldazar Spiced Rum, dating from the reign of King Tezlekhan
ABV 61.6.
17 gold per cup.
Limited Supply
Now here's something to get your mojo back! A traditonal Zandalari rum, from before the era of King Rastakhan. Spiced and exotic, this is no sip for the casual drinker. But if you've got the longing for a strong mix of anise and cardamon, look no further.

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All of the tools and appliances below come with a guarantee of quality by Saqib the Sagacious. Made in collabaration with Gabriel Mordrime, the tremendously talented blacksmith and proprietor of The Smith in a Pinch.

Art by TheElderArrow

Stainless Steel, 8-Inch Chef's Knife.
4 gold.
Best for all purpose tasks around the kitchen, from slicing onions to filleting fish.

Carbon Steel, 10-Inch Pandaren Style Cleaver.
6 gold.
Perfect for cutting through meat and stubborn vegetables, this cleaver also doubles as an excellent small ingridient transfer surface.

Stainless Steel, 11-Inch Bread Knife.
5 gold.
Cutting anything from a Suramar baguette to a Westfall Sourdough? Look no further than this perfectly serrated carving blade.

Stainless Steel Knife Set.
35 gold.
Contains:
Chef's Knife
Cleaver
Bread Knife
Fillet Knife
Paring Knife
Deboning Knife

Red Oak Cutting Board
11 gold.
An excellent station to prep your ingriedients, from garlic to peppers, onions to pineapples.

Stainless Steel, 12-Inch Skillet.
10 gold.
An stellar all-purpose pan, great for salmon, ground beef and roast chicken.

Cast Iron 12-Inch Skillet.
8 gold.
Perfect for searing a hot steak, sizzling with garlic and butter. Also excellent for chicken and mutton. Just be sure to season it well!

Carbon Steel, 14-Inch Wok & Lid
13 gold.
The one stop shop for stir fry, noodles and so much more! Also great for deep frying and soups.

Gnomish Non-Stick, 12-Inch Skillet
10 gold.
Never fear, non-stick is now here! Thanks to industrious ingeunity, your omlettes and bacon will never bond with the pan again.

Mecha-Gnomish Heavy Duty Blender
30 gold.
Milkshakes, smoothies, cocktails and more are at your fingertips with this modern marvel of the kitchen! Just be sure to keep those fingertips away from the blades.

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